What the hell. I stole this from this guy, who i believe stole it from someone else.

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: wouldn't you like to know
-- Birth date: may 15, 1978 (that's right, baby. I'm a taurus/horse with a leo moon)
-- Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
-- Current location: Edmonton, for the third time, hopefully not for long...
-- Eye color: blue like dreaming
-- Hair color: black, for like two years now.
-- Height: 5'2" (and a half! don't forget the half!!)
-- Righty or lefty: LEFTIES UNITE. (heh heh heh. me too, js.)
-- Zodiac sign: taur-aaaassss.


LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: 1/2 Ukrainian, 1/2 English/mixed bag.
-- The shoes you wore today: Burkenstock knock-offs I found for 25 pounds in England 2 summers ago.
-- Your weakness: a guy in Montreal...
-- Your fears: confinement (claustrophobic), failure, poverty
-- Your perfect pizza: tomatoes and feta cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: love, and international recognition for my place in the pantheon of fucked-up poets, a la Arthur Rimbaud and Baudelair......but mostly love (sigh).


LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on IM: sweeeeeet. [^]
-- Your thoughts first waking up: it was just a dream. it was just a dream...
-- Your best physical feature: I've got the eyes of Rasputin and the hair of Rebecca
-- Your most missed memory: too many. it hurts to think about it.


LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- Adidas or Nikes: vans, baby.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: no-name brand instant COOOOFFFFEEEEE mixed with chocolate ovaltine


LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: like a chimney
-- Cuss: like a sailor...on shore leave.
-- Sing: all. the. time...until there's a mic in front of me and i start to tremor like an '82 chevy nova.
-- Take a shower everyday: reluctantly
-- Do you think you've been in love: hurts to think about it
-- Want to be in university: till the day i die
-- Like(d) high school: "great place to visit. wouldn't want to live there."
-- Want to get married: stop with the painful questions already!!!!
-- Believe in yourself: hard to say when the person you are changes daily.
-- Get motion sickness: not the last time i checked. hang on......no, still don't.
-- Think you're attractive: external evidence indicates yes...you can't help but love a lover.
-- Think you're a health freak: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! HOO!! hah. Excuse me.... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! boy, that was a good one.
-- Get along with your parent(s): um, sure. why not. (i do miss my daddy, god rest his soul.)
---Like thunderstorms: RRRRRRR!!! yes!!
-- Play an instrument: .........get back to me on that one.


LAYER SIX:
-- Drank alcohol: tonight, last night, the night before...should i go on?
-- Smoked: you say that like it's past tense.
-- Done a drug: "a" drug? ha ha ha!!! okay, i'll stop doing that.
-- Made out: man, i'm 25.
-- Gone on a date: sigh.
-- Eaten sushi: one of my favorite foods
-- Been dumped: i'm rolling my eyes now....YES for f*ck sakes!!!
-- Made homemade cookies: not in a looooong time.
-- Gone skinny dipping: does bare-ass on a water-slide count?
-- Dyed your hair: I can't remember my natural colour
-- Stolen anything: only hearts. they deserved it.


LAYER SEVEN:
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: of course. why else would you do it?
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: you're kidding, right?
-- Been caught "doing something": a few times. mostly in cars. that sounds worse than it was.
-- Been called a tease: MANY times. as well as temptress, siren, yada yada.
-- Gotten beaten up: not really.
-- Shoplifted: not intentionally. i did walk out of a store with hair dye under my arm once. i went back to pay for it when i realized.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no- i do go out of my way NOT to fit in sometimes...


LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: who would marry ME?????
-- Numbers and names of children: me with kids? seriously, can YOU picture that disaster?
-- Describe your dream wedding: vegas, baby.
-- How do you want to die: some sort of pleasant overdose would be nice.
-- Where you want to go to college: I'd love to do my third degree at McGill. for tragic reasons.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: jesus-with a publisher
-- What country would you most like to visit: cuba...paris, france or london, england would be fun to see again.


LAYER NINE:
-- Best eye color: never trust a man with blue eyes....
-- Best hair color: anything but orange
-- Short or long hair: seriously, who f*cking cares????????
-- Best articles of clothing: a soft, billowy black shirt I got, made out of coconut shell fibers. it clings in all the right places and is ever-so comfy.


LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: ya, like i'm gonna tell!!
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: one: me.
-- Number of CDs that I own: around 300
-- Number of piercings: used to be 9. I'm down to 7.
-- Number of tattoos: one so far.
-- Number of scars on my body: innoculation shot on my upper left arm, scratch on my left cheek (very faint), tiny ones from a piercing in my right eyebrow...I think that's it.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I yam who I yam.