GGGGAAAAA!!!! My computer's dead!!! I have to call my network and get them to hook me up all over again cause I had to re-boot my machine and I lost everything!!! I have to start all over again!! My files!! My beautiful files all gone! No more MSN messenger, no more home e-mail address, no more Internet, no more music files, no more downloaded progams!!! It's a nightmare!!! It's like Armagedon! Lesson to be learned kids: don't try to download programs your crappy out-of-date computer can't handle, aka Internet Explorer 5.5. FUUUUUUCK. I was livin' the dream for like 2 days...
Oh well. Good to start fresh every once in a while I guess. If there really is a Santa, he'll bring me a new computer for Christmas that doesn't crash ever two frickin days. GGGRRRRRR. So anyway, that's why I've been away. I apologize to all you hard-core Natabaloo fans out there who've been missing your daily fix...LOL!!! Hoo, that was a knee slapper.

So guess who's comming home for Christmas. Guess! Just guess... Yup, that's right, my Montreal friend!!! Also my Toronto and Ottowa friends. WEEEE!!! I'm so excited I had to lay newspaper on the floor of my apartment cause I'm peeing my pants!! Just kidding. Anyhoo, I wrote this one a few days ago. I think paranoia was setting in...

CHOPPER

Double your pleasure doll?
Don't mind at all if you call me careless,
As long as you remember fearless.
Care to explain you restless roving?
You reap the rewards of your raving architecture
molding the shape of your heart for each lecture
chased by the hum of a helicopter,
You kill off a vice done good and proper.

I know.

We all envy that chopper.