Fuck, I am so behind in school I just want to cry. I mean what do they think we are, robbo-writers???????? And to make matters worse, there's this friend of mine from Montreal, who I haven't talked to in months, who keeps calling and I haven't called back yet for lack of time. He's gonna be pissed, I know it. I haven't been out in weeks and I missed my belly-dance recital this week end. And I'm broke. Fuck. Okay, rant over. Well, isn't this a happy blog today?
So I was on TheSite today and I read this "super happy" thread about the end of the world spelled out in 'bible code'. As in, scientists finding all these weird word patterns in the text that allegedly give clues as to when our doom will be near at hand. According to these guys, they discovered that Hitler, JFK's assination, and Saddam Hussein (sp?) are all there in the word patterns. Now, I've heard this stuff before, and don't put much faith in it (you could probably dig anything out of the text by running it through the right search engine), but I must admit, I'm slightly freaked that according to these guys, the end will come in 2006. When I was a kid, I used to have this reoccuring dream about getting whisked off to Mars by a team of scientist-y types with a bunch of other strangers, and then watching the Earth blow up along the horizon. Imagine my delight (note sarcasm) when I read that this 'bible code' predicts that the Earth will actually COLIDE with Mars, blowing it to smitherines and lopping off 1/3 of the Earth's mass!!!! I tell you, the beauty and sweetness of this existence just never ends!! And if Mars doesn't get ya, the SMALLPOX will!!!!!! GGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! That's it. This Christmas, I'm getting blitzed out of my head, and hopefully by New Year's, I'll be too brain dead to care what happens to this stinking planet. Can you volunteer for lobotomies??? Eh. I need to get out more. Well, at least my Mom dropped by with crab cakes today. That's something isn't it? ISN'T IT??????????